||[May. 7th, 2005|12:38 am]
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This is super_mario_sis.. changed accounts. Anyways..
I've come to a conclusion. G4 is the television equivilent of.. of.. let's say.. a slug. I don't hate slugs. I am rather repulsed by them, however. My same thoughts on G4.
First topic.. The Whip Set. Let's talk about the Whip Set. This is what the commercial basically is:
"HEY YO WANNA BE GANSTAS!! LETS DRIVE SOME CARS AND RAPE SOME WOMENZ!!"
Why are those shows even still on? You can't tell me someone actually watchs it.. if they do.. I want there name and email adress so I can tell them off personally.
But let's break it down.. Formula D. I don't even need to say it. this article (previously posted) says it all.. "Racing and video games go as well together as racism and the ACLU. The only time I've ever even heard of Drift Racing was on an episode of "X-Play" wherein Sessler talked about it for 5 minutes, tops. So basing an entire show around something no one's ever heard of...a brilliant idea."
And Street Fury. Sounds 1337!!1one! When I think of the words "Street Fury", I think of the words "Road Rage". Which remind me of "The Simpsons' Road Rage", which pretty much describes the show: You guessed it! Utter crap!
A Cheat! Oh, Cheat.. I, for whatever insane reason, used to like this show (even despite the fact it was sponsered by Pringles, which shows how cheap G4 is). At least Cory was.. well, different. But no, now it's hosted by a whore, because THAT'LL get viewers! e_e Cheat makes me sad. It's fairly obvious she knows nothing about games, and they even could've picked a better moron - I mean, at least Tina Wood and Laura Foy are somewhat good looking.
And Sweat - wow, a show that sounds like it's about perspiring! Great job G4!
Pulse.. this show makes me feel dirty. in a bad way.
Players - Wow, they're HARDCORE! Cuz like, only hArDcOrE gamers play nothing Halo and Madden!! 1337!
Well.. this has been today's mini-rant. Please wait until the complaining comes to a full and complete stop before leaving your comment. Thanks, come again.
EDIT: Oh yea, 'scuse the typos. It's 1:00 am.